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er, and then, i_ and i paid the gas bill, so we got hot water.
' 'Is that all you used them for.
How disgraceful.
I'm insulted,' said the devil.
'Well, um, i, i've still got one left.
Um, uh, could i not use it, before i come with you, huh, huh.
I could leave the wife well off, couldn't i.
And, uh, you know, give her a nice castle or something.
Or, ha ha ha, uh, a Rolls-Royce, at the front door.
Something like that.
Yes, yes.
' 'Well, well this is most unusual.
I usually take my clients away straight away.
But, yes, if, if you must have your wish, you, you have your wish.
Ha ha.
Whatever you like.
''Oh, oh,' thought the tailor.
And thinking very hard, and sweating profusely, and rubbing his hands together, 'what the hell can i think of.
What sort of wish can i have.
Ah.
' He suddenly thought, 'ah, uh, this is my wish.
My wish is that you be transformed into a cow, and circle the earth, for eternity.
' [Whooshing noise] up into the air, went this cow.
And began circling around, and around, and around, and around, and around.
And the tailor, felt very grateful.
And very thankful, because he was quite warm enough, thank you.
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